Welcome to Cliff's Edge... Nothing ever happens here... Today’s forecast: 40% chance of frogs, isolated howling after sunset.... Welcome to Cliff's Edge... Nothing ever happens here... BREAKING: Gargoyle statue on school roof definitely NOT blinking... TRAFFIC: Avoid Cliff's Edge Ave due to unusually large footprints... Frankenstein Fear Park Opens Soon... Cliff's Edge Elementary Closed due to tremors...
Summer is hitting hard with heatwaves--including in Cliff's Edge. Get ready for those itchy heatrashes. Marilyn Monstroe, for one, is a big fan of those bright red spots. They go so well with her lipstick.
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