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LOOK UP!!!!
Zoey here. As usual, I'm reporting on all the newest news from Cliff's Edge...Okay, maybe new news is overkill. But these days UFO's are BIG NEWS. And I've got all the info for you. Click the link and check out my report.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdQk_vDb-Xw
nkrulik
3 days ago1 min read


How It's Done
Check out the original sketch for Frank, done by Monsters Aren't Real??? creator David P. Levin. It all starts out by hand. We're just lucky David's hands aren't attached to his wrists by bolts.
nkrulik
4 days ago1 min read


YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE FIENDS
When you love what you do and who you work with, life is an amusement park!
nkrulik
May 41 min read


ONLY HER HAIRDRESSER KNOWS FOR SURE...
I can tell you from experience...BLONDES do have more fun. So do GREENS. Who'd know better than Marilyn Monstro?
nkrulik
Apr 231 min read


WE WERE JUST WONDERING...
There are a lot of monsters roaming Cliff's Edge. They seem to be coming out of every nook and cranny (not to mention school building, amusement park, pizza parlor, store window, bedroom...). So we were wondering...do you have a favorite? Let us know which monster you'd like to know more about. Your opinion matters!
nkrulik
Apr 151 min read


Better BOOckle Up!
Things are getting wild in Monsters Aren't Real??? world. We've got new music videos coming your way, along with surprise guests (both human and monster) and more laughs and jokes Keep checking the website, cause baby we were born to pun. --Boo Springstine (leader of the Eek Street Band)
nkrulik
Apr 131 min read


The Chrysanthemummies are coming out.
We're keeping a lot of things under wraps at Monsters Aren't Real??? these days. We can't wait for you to see them. You'll just die!
nkrulik
Apr 101 min read


Dust Bunny is Having a Bad, Bad Day.
And you thought your day sucked...
nkrulik
Apr 91 min read


Color OUR World
Some things are more than just black and white. It's when you add the color that the magic happens.
nkrulik
Apr 61 min read


HOPPY EASTER
We're dropping all kinds of hints about MonstersArentReal??? Can you spot the Easter Egg in THIS picture?
nkrulik
Apr 51 min read


Everybody's Working for the weekend...
Looks like somebody's happy Saturday has arrived. You can call him Frank. He's a real monster on the dance floor. But you should hear him sing. https://www.youtube.com/@MonstersArentRealCartoon
nkrulik
Apr 41 min read


Hey dere. Pizza Creature here...
So I hear they've decided pizza is Kosher for Passover dis year... APRIL FOOL's! Doncha love when holidays collide?
nkrulik
Apr 11 min read


I FEEL LIKE A ZOMBIE
I clearly didn't get enough sleep last night. Why else would I feel remarkably like Cryptopher Walkindead? Wishing everyone a good night's sleep tonight--if the Dust Bunnies will just stay quiet. xoNancy Cryptopher Walkendead and I seem to have a lot in common lately. We're both being kept up all night by the Dust Bunnies under our beds.
nkrulik
Mar 311 min read


SPRING-HOP (It's all the same thing)
Happy Spring! Time to open your windows, and let in the fresh air. That’s great! What’s not so great? All that spring cleaning Of course, we know how to make that fun. Our specialty? Dusting. And we don’t even need a cloth or that lemon-y smelling stuff to do it. Dust comes pretty naturally to us. Maybe that’s why they call us the Dust Bunnies. So have a great first day of spring. Just do us a favor, willya? Don’t vacuum under the bed. Vacuums suck. Happy Spring So
nkrulik
Mar 201 min read


nkrulik
Sep 26, 20250 min read


It's a Whole World After All
I thought we were just creating a show. Honestly. When David Levin and I first talked about MONSTERS AREN’T REAL??? that’s what we...
nkrulik
Sep 17, 20251 min read


Fun for All and All for Fun!
It’s not easy being green...or hairy...or slimy...or one of the living dead. When I was a kid, the most famous monsters around were the...
nkrulik
Aug 13, 20253 min read


SMELL MY FEET!
by Big Foot I know some of you are going back to school in a few weeks. I’ve seen the commercials for it on TV. (Yes, even sasquatches...
nkrulik
Jul 23, 20252 min read


A Whale of a Tale
CALL ME ISHMAEL. I wanted to start the pilot script for Monsters Aren’t Real??? with that line. Unfortunately, Herman Melville grabbed...
nkrulik
Jun 30, 20251 min read


SURF'S UP!
by THE BEACH BEAST Cowabunga! It’s me, the Beach Beast, coming to you from the sandy shores after a day of riding some wild waves. Right...
nkrulik
Jun 25, 20251 min read
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