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TODAY'S WEATHER FORECAST...
Today's Cliff's Edge weather is rain, rain and more rain...followed by the appearance of hundreds of tiny earworms all over the gardens! Happy summer rain to the folks in the northeast today.
nkrulik
4 days ago1 min read


Get Out the Calamine Lotion
Summer is hitting hard with heatwaves--including in Cliff's Edge. Get ready for those itchy heatrashes. Marilyn Monstroe, for one, is a big fan of those bright red spots. They go so well with her lipstick.
nkrulik
Jun 291 min read


SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!
So Emilia and Harlan are taking a day to visit the new Cliff's Edge Frankenstein's Fear Park. I can't read lips. So maybe YOU can tell me what they're saying. The best caption gets an honorary Cliff's Edge Citizenship. And that comes with swag!
nkrulik
Jun 251 min read


You Talkin' For Us?
Don't let Rex, Mikey and Stanley bully YOU out of having your say about what THEY'RE saying. Caption this photo and become an honorary member of Cliff's Edge! If you DARE!
nkrulik
Jun 171 min read


Did You Hear That?
Do you want to hear creepy creatures around your house day or night? We can arrange that! PREORDER NOW for the #MonstersArentReal??? soundtrack, and you'll have the sounds of mummies, werewolves, Frankenstein's Monster and more coming out of your closets, basement or even your car. Featuring two special songs sung by Tony Award winner Barry Bostwick (known to Rocky Horror Picture Show fans as Brad Majors) as Grandad Brad! https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/monstersarentreal/mo
nkrulik
Jun 31 min read
Let the Monster Musical Commence
Did you know that Monsters Aren't Real??? is much more than a cartoon show that's in production? It's also a soon-to-be workshopped musical. If you live in North Jersey and want to check out the World Premiere of some of the songs, stop by the Oradell Arts Festival June 14. The Monsters Aren't Real??? performance hits the stage at noon. And I will stick around after to sign books. If you're really lucky, David Levin might just turn you into a monster! check out th video
nkrulik
May 281 min read
THE MONSTERS ARE COMING TO NJ!
Hey North Jersey folks! On June 14, promptly at noon, the kids and a monster from MONSTERS ARENT REAL??? (and one pretty freaky author) will be premiering songs from the upcoming live STAGE PRODUCTION of the show. After that we will have book signings, and David P. Levin might just turn YOU into a monster! Check out the video for more details on the Oradell Arts Fest. r. https://vimeo.com/1195781098?share=copy
nkrulik
May 281 min read


CONTEST TIME!
Let the games begin little monsters. Caption this photo of Lady Gargoyle overlooking Cliff's Edge. The winner, chosen by David Levin and Nancy Krulik will receive a collector's item prize!
nkrulik
May 131 min read


LOOK UP!!!!
Zoey here. As usual, I'm reporting on all the newest news from Cliff's Edge...Okay, maybe new news is overkill. But these days UFO's are BIG NEWS. And I've got all the info for you. Click the link and check out my report.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdQk_vDb-Xw
nkrulik
May 91 min read


How It's Done
Check out the original sketch for Frank, done by Monsters Aren't Real??? creator David P. Levin. It all starts out by hand. We're just lucky David's hands aren't attached to his wrists by bolts.
nkrulik
May 81 min read


YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE FIENDS
When you love what you do and who you work with, life is an amusement park!
nkrulik
May 41 min read


ONLY HER HAIRDRESSER KNOWS FOR SURE...
I can tell you from experience...BLONDES do have more fun. So do GREENS. Who'd know better than Marilyn Monstro?
nkrulik
Apr 231 min read


WE WERE JUST WONDERING...
There are a lot of monsters roaming Cliff's Edge. They seem to be coming out of every nook and cranny (not to mention school building, amusement park, pizza parlor, store window, bedroom...). So we were wondering...do you have a favorite? Let us know which monster you'd like to know more about. Your opinion matters!
nkrulik
Apr 151 min read


Better BOOckle Up!
Things are getting wild in Monsters Aren't Real??? world. We've got new music videos coming your way, along with surprise guests (both human and monster) and more laughs and jokes Keep checking the website, cause baby we were born to pun. --Boo Springstine (leader of the Eek Street Band)
nkrulik
Apr 131 min read


The Chrysanthemummies are coming out.
We're keeping a lot of things under wraps at Monsters Aren't Real??? these days. We can't wait for you to see them. You'll just die!
nkrulik
Apr 101 min read


Dust Bunny is Having a Bad, Bad Day.
And you thought your day sucked...
nkrulik
Apr 91 min read


Color OUR World
Some things are more than just black and white. It's when you add the color that the magic happens.
nkrulik
Apr 61 min read


HOPPY EASTER
We're dropping all kinds of hints about MonstersArentReal??? Can you spot the Easter Egg in THIS picture?
nkrulik
Apr 51 min read


Everybody's Working for the weekend...
Looks like somebody's happy Saturday has arrived. You can call him Frank. He's a real monster on the dance floor. But you should hear him sing. https://www.youtube.com/@MonstersArentRealCartoon
nkrulik
Apr 41 min read


Hey dere. Pizza Creature here...
So I hear they've decided pizza is Kosher for Passover dis year... APRIL FOOL's! Doncha love when holidays collide?
nkrulik
Apr 11 min read
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