I’m Giving You a Pizza My Mind

by THE PIZZA CREATURE

UH OH! One of the monsters has taken over the blog!

He’s such a weird-dough. 

Hey there! Slice to meat ya!

Aardvarks prefer theirs topped with ant-chovies.

Those pathetic pizza jokes! I’ve heard ‘em all.  And I’m sick of ‘em. Not because I’m a crusty guy. But because those jokes are really cheesy. And I don’t mean that in a good way.

I think the weirdest slice I’ve ever gotten is when some kid called me Pizza Face.  Well duh! I’m the Pizza Creature.  What kind of face should I have? All I know is that my face was hot enough to get me cast in the new cartoon show Monsters Aren’t Real???  And that’s more than any of you jokers can say.

Or...not.

Actually, you can be in the show.  Monsters Aren’t Real???’s saucy creators have set up a Kickstarter with amazing rewards for backers—including your very own cameo appearance in an episode.  There are other great thank you gifts too—for donors at all levels. So, take a look.  Back the show.

And let the gouda times roll.

Oh no! NowI’m making cheesy jokes, too. Kinda pie-ronic, huh?