A Real Who Done It!

By Emilia

Hi! I’m Emilia.  I’m one of the stars of the new cartoon show, Monsters Aren’t Real???  I don’t know why David Levin and Nancy Krulik felt the need  to put those question marks there, because everyone knows monsters really aren’t real. 

Which brings me to my point.  I just read the blog that was written yesterday by the so-called Pizza Creature. Now you and I both know that there’s no such thing as a pizza creature.  Pizzas are inanimate objects (they are also delicious).  There’s no way some dough, tomato sauce and gooey melted cheese could ever actually think of a post, never mind type one.

Personally, I believe Nancy or David actually wrote that post.  It’s what makes the most logical sense...except for one thing.  It doesn’t sound at all like either one of them.  We’ve been working together for months now on this show, and I think I would recognize their speech patterns.  Neither one of them is quite as...well...crusty as the creature who wrote that post.  (Oops. Did I just write creature?)

Anyway, I’m out to prove that Monsters AREN’T Real, no matter what my best friend Harlan, or our creators, David and Nancy, may say.  If you want to follow along on my adventures, check out our new YouTube page:  https://www.youtube.com/@MonstersArentRealCartoon/shorts

And if you’ve ever wanted to be part of what we actors call “the biz” you can also check out the Kickstarter and back the show.  That’s where you can find out how to arrange for your kids to get a video greeting from me, or a high-five from one of the monsters.  I mean if there really were such a thing as monsters.  Which I’m sure there isn’t.  Well, pretty sure any way.  Here’s the link:  https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/brainstorm-inc/monsters-arent-realan-all-new-indie-ai-animated-series

See you all soon!

Emilia